Ecclesiastes 6:11

Television? Irredeemable poison? Most definitely. Still, for the purposes of this post, I say pish-posh! If you watch a good show with a dictionary handy, you can discover some great words. To wit, I give you...

Top 10 Cool Words I've Learned From Television
(And by "Television" I mean "Seinfeld and the Simpsons")

10. Superfluous: Moment of discovery? Lisa comments on Krusty the Clown's ___ third nipple.
9. Volition: Moment of discovery? Jerry remarks to George that a conversation should resolve itself by its own ___.
8. Dageurrotype: Moment of discovery? Mr. Burns predicts that the internet's popularity will take off, not unlike the ___.
7. Au Pair: Moment of discovery? Given Bart's bad behavior, Homer recommends to a judge that Bart be assigned an ___.
6. Shixa: Moment of discovery? George tells Elaine that Mr. Lipman's attraction to her is due only to the fact that she's a ___.
5. Nexus: Moment of discovery? Krammer is lost in Manhattan and thinks he might be at the ___ of the universe.
4. Perspicacity: Moment of discovery? With school cancelled, Lisa laments that she's losing her ___.
3. Intransigence: Moment of discovery? Lisa cannot properly spell ___ during the spelling bee finals.
2. Phrenology: Moment of discovery? Mr. Smithers reminds Mr. Burns that ___ is no longer en vogue.
1. Minutiae: Moment of discovery? Elaine can no longer stand to pour over the ___ of Jerry's day.